ם Things I Saw Today…

Posted on June 5, 2008 at 8:56 pm

I thought about trying to express this in words, and realized a picture would be far more effective.

At 23rd St. and 6th Ave.

That is all.

ם Things I Saw Today…

Posted on June 1, 2008 at 1:29 pm

A topless, obese woman in a wheelchair being pulled down the street by an out-of-control German Shepherd.

ם Things I Saw Today…

Posted on May 29, 2008 at 7:59 pm

A guy with a gigantic Foghorn Leghorn chest tattoo.

ם Things I Saw Today…

Posted on November 19, 2007 at 9:04 pm

So I was walking home through the park, when suddenly I get passed by a nun (in complete stereotypical nun attire) sprinting at full tilt.

After I got home, I realized I forgot to stop at the hardware store, so I went back out, only to get passed again right outside of my building by the selfsame nun still running full speed.

ם Things I Saw Today…

Posted on November 17, 2007 at 3:20 am

A crazy guy getting into a fight with a fire hydrant. It was a physical fight, not a verbal one.

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Posted on September 12, 2007 at 5:00 pm

In one of my classes, the same kid always sits in front of me. We’ve only had the class three times so far, and:

• Day 1: He’s eating a banana, but has this strange wrist-flipping technique that un- and re-sheathes the banana in its own peel between bites. A little strange, but nothing to comment on. Until…
• Day 2: He’s eating an orange. Okay, so he likes fruit. No big deal—but what’s this? Hmm… he’s not sectioning the orange and eating it like, well, an orange. No, instead he’s eating it like an apple, taking direct bites right out of the side. Weird.
• Day 3: Today, he’s got an apple. But does he eat it like an apple? Of course not! No, instead, he’s peeling it with his fingers as if it were an orange.

Seriously, what gives?

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Posted on August 17, 2007 at 12:49 pm

• Two police officers with an untwisted wire hanger trying to break into their own squad car that they had locked themselves out of.
• Two construction workers swordfighting with rebar.

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Posted on April 21, 2007 at 7:03 pm

Two men having a conversation in Spanish. The taller one delivered his dialog in speech, as expected, but the shorter one carried out his entire half in song.

I wish I knew what they were talking/singing about.

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Posted on March 30, 2007 at 9:28 pm

While I was doing laundry, a guy came into my building’s laundry room, took off his shirt and pants, put them in an already-running dryer, pulled out a different shirt and pair of pants from the selfsame dryer, put them on, restarted the dryer, and left.

ם Things I Saw Today…

Posted on February 26, 2007 at 10:10 pm

A guy reading a book on financial accounting playing some extreme air guitar.