ם Silly Drawings

Posted on November 15, 2008 at 12:34 am

My baby sister (read as: 18-year-old sister) called me up and said:

“I need you to draw me two pictures. One of a skeleton and a robot holding hands on the beach, and one of a bellhop and an alien on a date at a playground.“

Consider it done.

A skeleton and a robot, holding hands on a beach.

An alien and a bellhop on a date at a playground.

My other younger sister happens to have a birthday this weekend, and since I already had all of my drawing materials out (read as: a black Sharpie and a 24-pack of crayons), I decided to make her a birthday card.

I’m submitting this to Hallmark tomorrow.

I am the best brother ever.

ם Print Media Inefficiency

Posted on June 20, 2008 at 4:17 pm

Derek Powazek:

Did you know the average sell-through rate for a magazine is about 30%? The sell-through rate is the rate which a given issue of a magazine will sell from a store. That means 70% of all printed magazines are just stopping by the newsstand on their way to the garbage dump or recycling center. All that time, work, and energy, just to make trash.

ם Handy

Posted on October 6, 2007 at 10:18 pm

Tonight, I was having some problems with my belt, so I fixed it!

…with a high-speed electric drill.