ם My Poor F. Labii Superioris
In a freak tooth-brushing accident, my hand slipped and I forcibly and painfully tore my frenulum labii superioris.
(To translate, I ripped open that little piece of flesh that connects your upper lip to your upper gum in the center of your mouth, right below the nose. With the head of a toothbrush.)
Just imagine how painful that sounds. Seem like it would be pretty painful? Well, I can now undeniably guarantee you that it is in fact a horrible, never healing pain.
Ouch.
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August 2nd, 2006 at 9:06 pm
oh no!!!! and on a sidenote, you know people get that thingy in the back of their throat pierced? (along with the underside of the tongue. i work with a girl whose got/had one) the thing that’s attached to the roof of your mouth and moves when you go “ahhh.” siiiiiick.
and you could sue the makers of your toothbrush for not having a warning label.
:)
August 2nd, 2006 at 9:07 pm
oh and i wish u a speedy recovery.